I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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