and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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