Your face is a jimmy john
I want to make a zoo with you.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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