I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
You can't special order awesome
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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