You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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