What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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