he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
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