I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
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