i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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