What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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