they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
