Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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