ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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