We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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