It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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