It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Randomize
