After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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