Don't you send me to vm
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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