You really coming over, don't trick.
I cannot find my penis.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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