I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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