There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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