PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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