i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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