Don't you send me to vm
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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