I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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