he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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