Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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