Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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