your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Bring me that man meat
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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