Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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