he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
