I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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