I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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