She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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