new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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