I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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