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okay pat passed out under dana's car
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
His nipple licking is glorious
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