he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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