I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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