Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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