Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
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