idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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