I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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