It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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