never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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