I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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