So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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