If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
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