listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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