I think i sorta joined a cult last night
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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