Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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