His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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