i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Randomize
